David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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