she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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