so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
