Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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