It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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