ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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