She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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