Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
a search helicopter?!
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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