so explain again why im purple
no
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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