She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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