Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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