She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
