btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.