your parents love me but you hate me
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.