so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard