I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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