Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.