Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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