I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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