Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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