Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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