Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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