had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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