Got a toothbrush?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
