You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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