Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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