is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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