Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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