ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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