whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Randomize