what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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