he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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