my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
