He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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