Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
handjob tips. give me some.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
