I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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