It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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