spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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