What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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