it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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