And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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