At least make sure they are 18
Why
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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