The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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