I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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