i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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