Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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