That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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