Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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