His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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