eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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