sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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