It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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