nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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