i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.