Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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