My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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