Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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