is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i out mim tonsoeep
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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