Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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