Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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