roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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