She's JV to your varsity
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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